My Mom and Dad have been very generous with their lake house. When

Babe and I were first dating Mom and Dad let me invite some friends up to the lake one weekend. As you can imagine there are WRITTEN rules for the lakehouse, a checklist....written by
the checklist man. There is a checklist for arriving and another for departing to ensure that all water heaters and A/C's, etc. are turned on or off and to prevent any unnecesary energy consumption while no one is at the house. So, it would be easy to understand that there are certain rules about the boat, as well. Dad told me the only people that could drive the boat that weekend were me, Babe, and my friend from high school that Dad knew and trusted, Spencer. Dad knew Babe had his own boat, so he took a leap in trusting Babe to drive.
Babe and I arrived earlier than everyone else, so we took the boat out for a spin before everyone arrived. Babe, being the macho man that he is, insisted upon driving and pulling the boat in the slip, despite my offer to park it. I was a little nervous as he took a WIDE birth to turn in to the slip when....bam! Babe hit the back of the boat on the neighboring boat dock. Praise the Lord there was a swim deck on the back of the boat, bu
t it took a good chunk out of that. Babe (and I) were reeling from the shock. We went up to the house and Babe immediately wrote a blank check to my Dad. I told Babe we had to call Dad and tell him now because if we waited he would think something else was going on. I REALLY didn't want to call Dad, but I also didn't want Babe to feel any more uncomfortable than he already did, so I tried to smooth it over. I mean, at least the boat didn't sink! At that moment, the phone rang. No one calls the lake, except Mom and Dad. John grabbed his cell phone and deserted me while I broke the news to Dad. He was remarkably calm given the fact I told him Babe (whom he didn't know) just wrecked his boat and he couldn't look at it himself. As I hung up with Dad, thrilled for the conversation to be over, I heard Babe on his phone, "Granpa, remember that girl I told you I was dating? Well, I just wrecked her Dad's boat." Comic relief in a very stressful moment.

So, in the next hour or so our friends arrived. We went out again and anchored and went swimming. As Spencer was floating around the back of the boat he asked what happened. I told him Babe just did that. He looked at Babe and said, "You did THAT to (Big Daddy's) boat? Oh no." As Spencer gave his funny little laugh. So, of course, Babe starts sweating even more. Spencer knows that Big Daddy takes care of his things, like double-tarping his boat, windexing it down when we leave, etc etc. He, like me, thought that Dad was going to kill him. Might I add, Babe was not "The One" yet. We had only been dating a month or so. At this point it hadn't crossed my mind he might be my husband and the father of my children.
As we loaded back in the boat, I was tired of driving and there was no way Babe was going to touch the wh
eel, so Spencer, the only other approved boat driver, drove us home. As we were pulling out of the cove, again, I noticed we were getting a little close to shore and I asked Spencer what the depth of the water was, he said, "Twelve feet" when.....chug, chug, clunk, clank. You have GOT to be kidding me! I almost fainted. He ran the prop in to the ground. Not just any prop. It was the special prop Dad bought for me to water ski. On the ride home, we never could get the boat up on a plane. I just knew my time at the lake was finished, rather, life as I knew it was over.
As soon as we got to the house, I went to my

room and stared at the ceiling for a LONG time, contemplating my call to my Dad, only a few hours after I had called to tell him about Babe's incident. I just kept saying, "I didn't do anything wrong. I followed all the rules. I only let Babe and Spencer drive the boat and those 2 ninnies did all the damage. BUT I am the one who had to tell Dad. Babe eventually came to see if I was alive and tried to make me feel better. Nothing would make me feel better until I talked to Dad. Somehow I made it to the phone and I made it through my conversation with Dad, but I will tell you that the whole weekend was ruined. We couldn't take the boat out, as the prop was beat to a pulp and couldn't get to any speed and there was a hole in the back of the boat. Besides, I was a blob of mush and stress waiting on pins and needles for Dad to arrive the next day to scope out the damage. I felt like I was in junior high all over again.
So, the years pass by and Babe and I are standing at the alter on our wedding day. When Dad nervously hands me off to Babe, he hands him my lipstick (which Dad always carried for me because I never took a purse anywhere) with the blank check Babe had written him wrapped around it and fixed with a rubberband. I still wonder what made Dad save that check, after all Babe was just some punk kid I was dating at the time. Maybe he knew. Maybe it was his fatherly intuition.
Mom and Dad have a new boat and a new lake house now, but Dad still has to force Babe to drive his boat.